Total Medals Earned: 432 (From 99 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,025 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Find an empty stall
Medals Earned: 3/3 (155/155 points)
Kill god, be cool
Kill god, in super style. This is a real challenge
It's part of the grind
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.
Medals Earned: 1/50 (5/500 points)
Defeat 1 enemy
Die.
Complete the tutorial
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Reach the top of the tower
Start playing!
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Brandish the Tank
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Camlaidh
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Reach halfway through the tower
Survive death
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat Don
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Defeat Osha
Enter the tower
Reach floor 38 :)
Check out the credits
Defeat B. Casual
Bother Yeremey
Collect all items
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Collect all weapons
Find Cai's soul
Defeat Satan
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Defeat 38 enemies
Finish the game as Yeremey
Obtain Strawberryclock
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!
Medals Earned: 3/19 (65/485 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Reach Layer 15
Lick the Jawbreaker Completely
Reach Layer 14
Reach Layer 13
Reach Layer 12
Reach Layer 11
Reach Layer 10
Reach Layer 9
Reach Layer 8
Reach Layer 7
Reach Layer 6
Reach Layer 5
Reach Layer 4
Reach Layer 3
Reach Layer 2
Reach Layer 1
Medals Earned: 4/7 (50/225 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete any level without collecting all max energy.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 6/10 (35/160 points)
start the game
die without moving
die in less than 10 seconds
survive more than 10 seconds
survive more than 30 seconds
survive more than 60 seconds
Medals Earned: 4/5 (75/175 points)
Looks more like it...
You accomplished your mission, and suffered the consequences.
You failed your mission, and suffered the consequences.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (60/160 points)
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/240 points)
Clear round 1.
Clear round 10.
Clear round 25.
Clear round 50.
Earn 50,000 points.
Earn 100,000 points.
Earn 200,000 points.
Collect a balloon as it's being stolen by a fly.
Collect a balloon and a gift with a single triangle.
Buy your first costume.
Get every costume.
Open fire!