Total Medals Earned: 814 (From 165 different games.) Total Medal Score: 15,790 Points
Medals Earned: 1/52 (5/330 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (265/265 points)
Eliminate 5 infected
Eliminate 10 infected
Complete 5 levels
Eliminate 25 infected
Complete all levels
Eliminate 50 infected
Eliminate 80 infected
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 2/12 (50/500 points)
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Crush the Space Shuttle
Medals Earned: 4/16 (20/90 points)
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He watches...
Uh oh!
"There's nobody here."
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
See your new pet fish!
Ur PC is slow
You don't have one.
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
Medals Earned: 12/13 (65/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
defeat the woman 100 times
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/215 points)
Complete the "Solitaire" mode
Complete "Solitaire" on hardcore
Complete the "Freecell" mode
Complete "Freecell" on hardcore
Complete the "Spider" mode
Complete "Spider" on hardcore
Unlock all achievements!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/180 points)
Get peak horniness
Look at the credits
Pace yourself well enough to get a score of 10,000 or greater.
See your name in the Hall Of Shame
Medals Earned: 4/4 (125/125 points)
Take the easy way out.
That's quite a busy reign
Kinghood suxx
Grab your piece of eternal kingship